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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 07:46

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

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Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-J W Pepper

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

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You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.